Girlfriend status

If you are hooking up with a girl for more than 4 months she is your girlfriend.

                      - The Commodore

Song dedication

You can dedicate a song to yourself

Singing a skipped song

You are not allowed to sing a song if you "next" it on pandora or any other music client.

               - the commodore

Rule #3

Never start a new relationship during the holiday season.

                                                            - The Commodore