It's Christmas season

Wear all the red and green you want.

                                                    -The Commodore

FedEx Commodore Insignia

Commodore Shout Out

In this segment I will be giving a shout out to different commodores throughout history. today's shout out goes to railroad pioneer Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelius_Vanderbilt

Locker Room Talk

The following will never be discussed in a locker room:

- Babies
- Politics

"closing time" = end of work day

whenever the song "closing time" by semisonic is played it is immoral for anymore work to be done.

this rule does not apply when the song plays unintentionally.
                     

                                                          - The Commodore

Christmas Music Rules

Here are the rules as to when you are morally allowed to listen to Christmas music:

Listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving is immoral except for if it snows before said Thanksgiving.