Facial hair

You must be dating a girl for a minimum of one year before any weird facial hair (i.e. creepy Randy moustache) can be worn to any of her family's gatherings.

THE COMMODORE HAS SPOKEN

#YOLO

Since YOLO is played out, society will only be able to use the phrase on Fridays and can only be used when preceding the word "Friday" i.e. #YOLOFRIDAYS. The Commodore has spoken.

 I'm back.

                                                                                                 - The Commodore

cats to crazy scale correlation

Girls that have one or more cats as a pet are 83% more likely to be a 7 or higher on the crazy scale. More cats - more crazy.

                                                                      - The Commodore

Girlfriend status

If you are hooking up with a girl for more than 4 months she is your girlfriend.

                      - The Commodore

Song dedication

You can dedicate a song to yourself

Singing a skipped song

You are not allowed to sing a song if you "next" it on pandora or any other music client.

               - the commodore

Rule #3

Never start a new relationship during the holiday season.

                                                            - The Commodore